

I'm an introvert. Do I really have to talk about myself?
Fine...
I didn’t know how to spell my middle name until I was 18.
Oh, right.
Hi, I’m a graphic designer, book designer, and map illustrator who didn’t know how to spell my middle name until I was—
Oh, right.
Yes. It's good for people to know you before they hire you.
Whoah, whoah, whoah. You don’t have to tell them everything. Just professional stuff.
—Seriously? This is the worst About Me page ever.
Whoah, whoah, whoah. You don’t have to tell them everything. Just professional stuff.
I'm an introvert. Do I really have to talk about myself?
Yes. It's good for people to know you before they hire you.
Yes. It's good for people to know you before they hire you.
Fine... I didn’t know how to spell my middle name until I was 18.
Fine... I didn’t know how to spell my middle name until I was 18.
Whoah, whoah, whoah. You don’t have to tell them everything. Just professional stuff.
Whoah, whoah, whoah. You don’t have to tell them everything. Just professional stuff.
Oh, right. Hi, I’m a graphic designer, book designer, and map illustrator who didn’t know how to spell my middle name until I was—
Oh, right. Hi, I’m a graphic designer, book designer, and map illustrator who didn’t know how to spell my middle name until I was—
Oh, right. Hi, I’m a graphic designer, book designer, and map illustrator who didn’t know how to spell my middle name until I was—
—Seriously? This is the worst About Me page ever.
—Seriously? This is the worst About Me page ever.
Alright, just take my resume. It says I worked for publishing houses, and they paid me a salary. Some books I helped make became New York Times bestsellers. So that’s cool. Also, I’ve worked with licensed properties like Disney, Marvel, Sesame Street, and more. I know how to put things into layouts and get a printer to print them. So, like… that’s cool, I guess.